antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees
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definitely
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do not
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get paid
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enough
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for
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this
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shit
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they are sick of your nonsense
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I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

gooftroopin:

me:

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you:

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letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

letao:

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

mirror’s edge: design - white + colour

hookteeth:

rapscallionspacekitty:

Roleplay fights.

…ive known a few people like this.

"I roll to dodge."Natural 20

hookteeth:

rapscallionspacekitty:

Roleplay fights.

…ive known a few people like this.

"I roll to dodge."
Natural 20

just-say-aloha:

merpjake:

lookitsace:

departured:

Giraffes in a tunnel? We always reblogged giraffes in a tunnel

Omy I’m so happy now

HE CLEANS HIS FUCKING TEETH

i cannot stop watching

just-say-aloha:

merpjake:

lookitsace:

departured:

Giraffes in a tunnel? We always reblogged giraffes in a tunnel

Omy I’m so happy now

HE CLEANS HIS FUCKING TEETH

i cannot stop watching

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

airyairyquitecontrary:

unhand me

lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me

pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME